After a slight miscalculation resulted in the destruction of their trusty cart, Squee and Spleen began to scheme on non-lethal means of enticing a new floppy-eared friend to join their happy crew. Eventually, one subject even survived!
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Immortal

Flightless Dod
Exalted Feast of Abscession
Radiant Conqueror Shoulder
Genuine Dam'arakan Muzzle of the Crimson Witness
Helm of the Ardalan Interdictor
Champion of Discord Loading Screen
Atrocities of the Abyssal Scourge
Crux of Perplex 