After a slight miscalculation resulted in the destruction of their trusty cart, Squee and Spleen began to scheme on non-lethal means of enticing a new floppy-eared friend to join their happy crew. Eventually, one subject even survived!
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Genuine Master Chocobo
Auspicious Cluckles the Brave
Ascendant Timbersaw Loading Screen
Exalted Tempest Helm of the Thundergod
Lamb to the Slaughter 